Oh Yeah!

Found this video from Atlas Shrugs blog. Enjoy.

Greed is Good part deux

Comrade Oliver Stone has recently announced that he would make a prequel (or should it be considered a sequel) to his documentary “Wall Street.”  He said he really wanted to show the evilness of Bernie Madoff, and how he created more evil and greed while hurting poor people who trusted him.  When asked what characters were going to be in it, Comrade Stone gleefully smiled, “Well of course we will need a Bernie Madoff, more likely he would be a combination of Bernie Madoff and America’s number one traitor, Rush Limbaugh, and of course Gordon Gekko and Bud Fox.”  Asked if he had any backers he had in mind for the film, he just nodded, and would want to get people like Comrade-in-arms Tim Geithner, Tom Daschle, Bill Richardson, and Debbie “Fairness Doctrine NOW” Stabenow’s husband.  He went on to say about the potential backers,  “We have these great Americans flush with money only because they took a stand against George W. Bush and refused to pay their taxes which had the potential to kill millions of innocent islamic terrorists.” 

The Change Part 1

Obama said he’s going to get rid of the ban on embryonic stem cell research.  There is a slight problem with this.  Well two problems.  Anyhow, the ban was only on using federal monies on the research.  It didn’t stop private monies from funding this research.  And during the eight years the ban was in place, there was private money spent on embryonic stem cell research.  The second problem is, well, unlike the magic gun to cure all they promised it would be, embryonic stem cells failed.  Failed miserably to live up to the hype all the scientists claimed they would do.  According the scientists, it was supposed to be best thing since sliced bread.  It was supposed to cure cancer, AIDS, regrow limbs, send man to the moon, [for real this time – unlike the fake moon landings in the 70s] etc.  So all Obama is doing is throwing even more money at stem cells, and I guess that’s going to be another tax increase for me and all Americans who pay taxes.  But hey, what new with that concept?

Wetting the Beak

Amazon.com is in potential trouble. Crime against humanity? Not paying it's "protection" monies to the states of Texas, Virginia, and Pennsylvania. According to an InRich.com article, Amazon.com has been avoiding paying sales taxes in those states, as well as many other where they have a physical presence in those states. Well like any smart business, "protection" monies are there to make sure nothing "bad" happens at that place of business. It's an awesome racket that the states have picked up from the Cosa Nostra. The states receives money in the form of sales taxes, and the businesses and public feel "safer" than before they paid the tax(es). Case in point, a Michael Mazerov, senior fellow at the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities in Washington, D.C., exclaims "Amazon is benefitting from police and fire protection, and other services in the states where it has facilities, it ought to be collecting sales tax just like any other local business." I mean, here we have a person from a think-tank, and admitting that the sales taxes, and probably every other taxes that people have come up with are nothing more than legalized high class extortion. Seriously, if I had a choice between paying "protection" money and not, I wouldn't want to pay it, because it is extortion - but because it is the government doing it, It's Alright™ *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*.

A Call to Arms (or We now must outlaw knives)

While the United Kingdom has installed 4.2 million CCTVs all over the country, and banned the ownership of handguns, we must realize the greater danger this island nation faces. Knives. That is right, knives. They can be bought at any store, you do not require a permit to buy or even own one, and right now there could be as many as four steak knives plus many more assorted knives in the silverware drawer [side note: why do we still call it silverware? It's not silver and only the super rich elite of the world can actually own silver nowadays and we HATE people who better themselves] in peoples kitchens and homes. I mean does Gordon Brown honestly think the UK can stand the violence that comes with knife ownership? Why didn't Mr. Blair, when passing the Firearms (Amendment) (No. 2) Act 1997, include language outlawing the ownership of all knives. I mean the New Labour party could of thwarted crime once and for all in Britain with a few simple additions to the amendment. Now London has 14 teen deaths involving knives for 2008. I call for the MPs stand up and outlaw the use of the knives today in the United Kingdom, then and only then can parents sleep soundly at night knowing that their government is hard at work defending them from knife attacks.

Hollywood - The Real Home of Homophobia

Surprise, surprise, surprise! Anyone who watched or heard about the Oscars last night now knows the truth of Hollywood - it's full of homophobic, hate-mongering people. Oh wait, isn't that what the left calls Us red staters? Though technically I live in a blue state (PA), I am what you call a paleoconservative, i.e. anyone who thinks Goldwater, Nixon, and Reagan were right for our great country. Why do I dare call Hollywood homophobic? Because of one movie, that shall remain nameless in this blog, everyone was saying that, that particular movie was going to win the Best Picture award. Well it turned out that Hollywood isn't as progressive as George "f**k America" Clooney said it was last night in his speech. I wish the left would admit that they are just as racist or even more so, as we on the right are. I mean, listening to Clooney last night, you would thought that the Democrats were the sole party that passed the 1964 Civil Rights Act. I would say victors write the history books, but with this revisionist history that the left is spewing, I wouldn't personally count on getting an acurate view on history anymore.

Blow up dolls

* The latest public figure to stand accused of defiling the Prophet Mohamed is not some Danish cartoonist, or French newspaper editor, but a hapless British Page 3 girl called Emma B.

Yesterday, the erotic retailer Ann Summers unveiled Miss B as the "face" of its new range of products.

Not 24 hours later, she finds herself on the front line of Islamic protest after Muslim leaders discovered that the range includes a new blow-up doll, called "Mustafa Shag".

Unfortunately, Mustafa was one of the names given to the Prophet Mohamed. Bestowing it upon, in the words of its catalogue, "an inflatable escort for your hen-night adventures" is considered highly offensive.

The Manchester Central Mosque has already written to the firm, calling on it to withdraw the product, right.

"You have no idea how much hurt, anguish, and disgust this obnoxious phrase ["Mustafa Shag"] has caused to Muslim men, women and children," reads their letter.

"We are asking you to please relent on compassionate grounds, and have our Most Reverend Prophet's Name "Mustafa" (Peace Be Upon Him) and the afflicted word 'shag' removed as soon as possible."

Ann Summers was last night examining options, though its chief executive Jacqueline Gold was reluctant to withdraw the item from sale.

"We don't want to offend, but this feels like political correctness gone mad," she said. "If anyone has a better name for a blow-up doll, please let us know."

From http://news.independent.co.uk/people/pandora/article344202.ece

Plantation owners...

"When you look at the way the House of Representatives has been run, it has been run like a plantation." - Hillary Rodham Rodham

Well I guess when your family owned plantations and slaves, you would probably know what a plantation looks like. So I guess she has come out of the closet for the '08 elections as a slave owner, and by the looks of her statement, a proud slave owner. I guess she was one of the Southerners that believe slavery was a good institution otherwise she wouldn't of made that statement. I wish she would shut the hell up and leave New York state, well, leave the world in general. She is one of the most two-faced persons out there in the public today, with the execption to Howard Dean.

Career politicans

I called my dad today to see if he could babysit my 2 and a half year old daughter while my wife and I went out to dinner and to a movie on Saturday night to celebrate my birthday. The first thing he asks was "are you going to his town meetings?" I replied, "Who's? Swann's?" "No, Scranton's." Ugh. I told him I wasn't going to vote for Scranton in the Republican primaries for governor. I hate career politicans, I hate political dynasties. We already have too darn many political families in this country. This isn't friggin' England were they have dynasties that span generations and generations. My only concern about Swann is that he isn't giving anyt time to the local media, and only focusing on the national media. I mean, come on, why in the world would the state of Washington care about some backwaters state governors race?